me... posted on 10/06/05 @ 1:06 pm by sean

Just a quick shot of me doin' my thing. Maybe I'll post a few more later.

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bill of no rights... posted on 1/25/03 @ 10:17 am by sean

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but
no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the
creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If ou
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the
rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where
you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
leisure.

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to
have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you
to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training
laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -- which, by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created
by those of you who were confused by the "Bill of Rights."

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the end of the world... posted on 1/21/03 @ 10:47 am by sean

I posted this long winded rant on the WERA.com bbs, so I figured i'd post it here too.

I strongly believe that these safety nazis are going to be the downfall of the human race.

I'll explain....

In the past, you're average stupid kid would end his own life very early, either by falling off his bike and cracking his unprotected cranium, or by trying to fly like a birdy off Grandma Dustycooch's roof, or by drinking massive quantities of some pretty colored latex based paint found in Uncle Touchakids garage. But now, thanks to all this parental supervision and government sponsored child safety protection, those very same borderline retards are making it into adulthood, along with there semi-retarded genes. Unfortunately for us normal people, these semi-retarded genes also tend to have the "pretty" genes attatched to them. The combination of stupidity, along with general "prettyness" means that these dysfunctial idiots are getting plenty of oppurtunities to reproduce. This "process", of stupid pretty people reproducing, is happening at quite the rapid rate. The continuation of the "stupid gene" is rapidly dragging down the whole population.

Don't believe me? Ever drive in New Jersey? Have you noticed the massive amount of stupid yet incredibly good looking people out there? Have you noticed that the human population has essentially begun digressing socially, economically, and scientifically over the last 20 years. Maybe not so much scientifically, but the rate of over all technology improvment is definitely slowing. We went from Horseback to Space flight in around 100 years. With the exponential rate at which technology is supposed to improve, you'd think that we'd all be beaming around from place to place with our personal cold fusion generator in our pocket powering our immortal, genetically enhanced super bodies...

This also tends to explain how our government has become so bloated and overburdened. As the IQ of our population plummets, it becomes easier and easier for the government to take over more and more of our lives. Go ahead and try and say I'm over simplifying things. But that would only mean that unfortunately, you, my friend, are one of these semi-retards. Yes, it's true. I'm sorry to have to inform you of this. If you disagree with me that's fine. Because you are a retard, and no one who isn't a retard gives a crap about what you think anyways. Of course you can't see this, because you are a retard. You probably think you are smart, as most retards do. I'm sure amongst all your retarded friends you are highly regarded and your opinions are much sought after. That's great. Go on with your retarded self yo! Just don't expect to sit here and spout your retard psycho babble and have me see the error in my ways. After all, you are a retard. And I, am not.

Hey, I like hot woman as much as the next guy. But when you start looking at the big picture things get a bit disheartening... I dunno, maybe I'm a bit paranoid.

Oh, and I just noticed you can exchange the "retard" in my arguement for the word "democrat", and all my shit still makes perfect sense.

Go figure!

Now, someone go get the nurse and tell her to get me another prozac smoothie.

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my new toilet... posted on 1/01/03 @ 12:12 pm by sean

To learn more about this revolutionary new urinary relief system, please, go away.

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rules of engagement... posted on 12/29/02 @ 11:32 am by sean

USMC Rules OF Engagement

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

9.5. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of your gun.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

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U.S. Navy Rules Rules OF Engagement

1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture.

2. Send the Marines.

3. Drink Coffee.

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However, complete, fully-thought-through, professional, well-executed violence never leads to more violence because, you see, afterwards, the other guys are all dead.

Gen. Richard E. Hawley (USAF-Ret)

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